Last Updated (Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00)
Written by Don Juan
Sitting in a train or bus, quickly encircle sight of all passengers. If there are two vacant seats – one at the elderly fatso and another one is near skinny beauty, please, don’t do as fool and coward. Do not sit next to fatso. Remember that you are always on the hunt. You are powerless to create a great opportunity for a pick-up truck. If you see a pretty girl in the corridor of the building, do all possible to be with her in the same elevator. When she leaves the cockpit, follow her, even if she went not on your floor. Take a look, if you are mistaken. Thus, you get a chance to come into the contact with her. Laugh on yourself - perhaps it will help!
Last Updated (Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00)
Written by Don Juan
"Hey guys, we're doing a poll...Would you date someone that's still friends with his ex-girlfriend?"
—(Girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off.)
"Ok I've only got a minute...actually this is a two-part question....My friend Dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he's still friends with his girlfriend from college. What do you guys think about that?"
—(Girls ask how close they still are, then you cut them off.)
"Well he still talks to her on the phone, and he's still got this shoebox with letters.. .pictures.. .what do you guys think about that?"
---(Girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off.)
"Well get this, she told him that he needs to stop talking to the girl, and he needs to burn the box.."
----(Girls talk excitedly about topic.)
"Oh my god, listen to you guys, this is just like watching The View." —(Transition into your next routine.)